Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Description

It’s not that we don’t appreciate that every man has his flaws… But wouldn’t it be nice to have a ‘happy place’, away from the snoring, arguing, credit card checking and other general annoyances? Now you can have a home-grown boyfriend who would go to the ends of the Earth to keep his special lady happy – if only!

A product from our ‘Grow your Own’ Range, Mr. Right has the ability to grow six times his size when left submerged in water for 72 hours. Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again.

Features:

• Grow your very own boyfriend!
• No snoring, no arguing, and no other general annoyances
• Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
• Material: Sponge like non-toxic
• Use again and again
• Great, fun novelty gift, secret Santa or novelty stocking filler
• A random colour will be sent