Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Description

This is the perfect gift for any man who is sick of the nagging, moaning, fussing, pestering, or any of the other great stuff which accompanies a long term relationship… This Girlfriend never has PMS or a head ache, and passing gas is encouraged!

A product from our ‘Grow your Own’ Range, Lady Luck has the ability to grow six times her size when left submerged in water for 72 hours. Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again.

Features:

• Grow Your Own Girlfriend
• No PMS, no nagging, she never has a headache and you can watch football all day on a Sunday
• Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
• Material: Sponge like non-toxic
• Use again and again
• Great, fun novelty gift, secret Santa or stocking filler
• A random colour will be sent