How To Swear Around The World

Description

Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world.

Manners cost nothing but being a rude motherf*cker also costs nothing, what’s a tourist to do?!

This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to ‘f*ck their goat father’. You’ll never be unaware that an Indian wants you to know that a dog is gonna f*ck your mother again. Goodness gracious, this is all very oedipal…

If you’re hit with any of those cutting retorts on your travels, just tell them ‘msun wakho ophuma umdoko’ and pray they don’t speak Zulu.*

Features:

• Learn how to f*cking swear around the entire world
• * It means ‘your pussy excretes porridge’. Nice.
• 100 cards to guide your rude journey around the world
• Be outrageously rude to anyone, anywhere
• Recommended Age: 18+, for obvious reasons