Inflatable Perfect Man

£3.99

Features:

  • For men who are down on their luck with women
  • No PMS, no nagging, she never has a headache and you can watch football all day on a Sunday
  • Long blonde hair & crystal blue eyes! Perfect!
  • Inflates to 50cm tall
  • What more could a man ask for
  • Retro style packaging gift box
  • Great, fun novelty gift, secret Santa or stocking filler

Description

For the ladies who attract all the losers when it comes to men! Whose latest boyfriends have been more ‘bad jokes’ than ‘decent blokes’? We give you, the Inflatable Perfect Man!

This lovely man comes packed in gorgeous retro-style colour gift boxes and when fully inflated via the standard valve he measures just 50cm tall, but makes up for his short comings by being armed with Roses and a Big Red Heart. “Considerate, Never Argues, Handsome, Portable, Sexy, Clean and Tidy” – our Inflatable Perfect Man is exactly what it’s says on the box!

Features:

  • For ladies who seem to attract the losers in men!
  • Considerate, never argues, handsome, clean & tidy
  • Always armed with some roses & a big red heart
  • Inflates to 50cm tall
  • What more could a lady ask for
  • Retro style packaging gift box
  • Great, fun novelty gift, secret Santa or stocking filler