Moaning Shrilling Cow

Description

It’s been said for a while now that humanity’s technological innovations have come too far. We finally have a definitive answer to just how far we can push the boundaries of science… introducing the the Shrilling Stress Rubber Cow.

Yes you heard right! This Rubber Cow embodies the height of twenty-first century civilisation, and truly is a marvel of mechanisation.

This cow will supply you with hours of joy, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the cow emits a powerful shrill when you squeeze it.

As well as days of easy entertainment, this cow doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the cow a squeeze and it’ll scream aloud when you can’t.

Suitable for absolutely anyone, this hilarious shrilling cow will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

Features:

• Rubber cow that shrills loudly when squeezed
• Both a hilarious toy and effective stress relief
• Good company for the lonely
• Suitable for all ages
• Measures approx. 30cm height
• Possibly the funniest gift you will buy this year!