Rainbow Peckermints

Description

Alright, ladies, think fast: when your breath’s a little funky and you want it minty fresh, what’s the first thing you should reach for to stick in your mouth? Yep, that’s right – a pecker!

Wait, what do you mean you didn’t say “pecker?” Are you sure? Huh… that’s weird. I thought every girl knew the universal truth that peckers are a delicious-tasting way to clean your mouth out and freshen your breath.

What do you mean, they smell musty and sweaty and reek of man-funk? OH! You must be thinking of those kinds of peckers! No, no, no. That’s not what I’m talking about at all. Heaven forbid you put that kind of pecker anywhere near your mouth at the hen party. Goodness no. The only kind of pecker that should be anywhere near there is these fun and fresh Rainbow Peckermints!

Rainbow Peckermints taste just like peppermints or other breath-freshening mints, except they’re shaped like funny little penises. And they’re rainbow-colored, of course, with six different colors to choose from! Each tin comes with approximately 30 penis shaped mints, so there’s more than enough to share with the whole party. Now, doesn’t that sound like exactly the sort of thing you want to freshen your breath with? That’s what I thought!

Features:

• Freshen your breath with the power of willies
• 24g of tasty rainbow peckermints
• Suck willies to your hearts content
• Perfect for hen parties or fun girls night out
• Fun stocking filler gift for her