Ugly Bag

Description

Are you sick and tired of grotesque faces ruining your view of pretty landscapes or your daily scenery? The Ugly Bag is a convenient and practical, heavy duty paper bag which will comfortably fit over any abnormally ugly mug. Yes that’s right, if you are unfortunate enough to have a ‘Body off Baywatch… Face off Crimewatch’ then this novelty gift is a simple way to put the general public out of their misery.

With convenient eye holes, you can wear this to the pub, club or out on dates for on the go coverage that make-up just can’t compete with. It has been proven to improve your looks in just 1 easy step, and it might even protect your unattractive boat race from sunburn! If you are the Swamp Thing’s illegitimate son, or maybe your mother had a love affair with the Elephant Man, the Ugly Bag will make social outings and general day to day life much more bearable for yourself and everyone around you. Great for a stag weekend or other wind-up opportunity.

Features:

• Paper bag with convenient eye holes
• Cover up any ugly face instantly!
• This funny gift has ‘Body off Baywatch…Face off Crimewatch on the front a 1st place Ugly Contest ribbon printed on the back with ‘I do not know why you are laughing…Have you looked in a mirror recently!’
• The bag measures 40 x 31.5 x 15cm (approx)
• Great practical joke gift for all ages