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  • Wind Up Racing Willies

    Features:

    Pull back and watch them race
    Perfect for livening up any occasion
    2 Racing willies per pack
    Hilarious gift, guaranteed to bring laughter
    Fun novelty stocking filler or secret…

    £3.99
  • Diet Kit

    Features:

    The diet kit guaranteed to prevent you from eating
    No diet, no exercise & no pills
    Kit includes half a knife, half a fork, & a soon with a…

    £3.49
  • Boobie Basketball

    Features:

    The ultimate desktop game for men
    Take some time out in the office and score with a boob
    Contains: Bouncy boob, boob-patterned head board, & adhesive tape
    Hilariously packaged

    £4.99
  • Willy Exerciser

    Features:

    The ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift
    Plastic miniature dumb bell
    Perfectly designed to fit on your pecker
    Tense & strain for that six-pack sausage
    Hilariously packaged
    Great, fun novelty gift, secret…

    £3.99
  • Inflatable Sheep

    Features:

    Sally The Inflatable Sheep
    The perfect party accessory
    Fun novelty inflatable gift
    Perfect for hen or stag do’s
    Sally will never let ‘ewe’ down!
    Sally The Sheep packaging gift…

    £3.99
  • Inflatable Boob Slippers

    Features:

    Frisky feet? then why not relax in some boobs
    Relax with a pair of pert boobs at the end of your feet
    Fun novelty gift to wear at home

    £9.99
  • Inflatable Boobs Pillow

    Features:

    “Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow” now you can have one!
    Relax with a pair of pert boobs
    Use in the comfort of your own chair, a bubble…

    £4.99
  • Inflatable Boob Job

    Features:

    Cheaper alternative to painful surgery
    For ladies who are not happy with their chest size
    It’s never been easier to fake a pair of luscious boobs
    Just inflate &…

    £3.49
  • Inflatable Gay Best Friend

    Features:

    For those who have friends who find their fashion dilemmas a tad boring
    What he lacks in size he makes up for in fashion sense & his dancing ability

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Girlfriend

    Features:

    Grow Your Own Girlfriend
    No PMS, no nagging, she never has a headache and you can watch football all day on a Sunday
    Grows 6 times it’s normal size…

    £1.99
  • Grow Your Own Jesus

    Features:

    Grow your very own Jesus!
    Find faith in your very own lord
    Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
    Material: Sponge like non-toxic
    Use again and…

    £1.99
  • Grow Your Own Boobs

    Features:

    Grow your very own boobs
    Will not cost a fortune like the real thing
    Lifetime gravity resistance guaranteed
    Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
    Sponge…

    £1.99
  • Grow Your Own Willy

    Features:

    Grow your very own willy
    Guaranteed to not let you down!
    Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
    Sponge like non-toxic material
    Use again and again

    £1.99
  • Grow Your Own Boyfriend

    Features:

    Grow your very own boyfriend!
    No snoring, no arguing, and no other general annoyances
    Grows 6 times it’s normal size when left in water
    Material: Sponge like non-toxic
    Use…

    £1.99
  • Inflatable Perfect Man

    Features:

    For men who are down on their luck with women
    No PMS, no nagging, she never has a headache and you can watch football all day on a Sunday

    £3.99
  • Inflatable Perfect Woman

    Features:

    For men who are down on their luck with women
    No PMS, no nagging, she never has a headache and you can watch football all day on a Sunday

    £3.99
  • Juggling Balls

    Features:

    Set of 3 Juggling Balls
    Perfectly weighted
    Perfect size & weight
    Suitable for beginners & advanced jugglers
    Material: Comfortable soft, easy grip synthetic leather

    £2.99
  • Grow Your Own Butler

    Features:

    Grow your very own Butler
    A brilliant gift for those who like to put their feet up
    Once in water the Butler grows up to 6 times bigger in…

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Sloth

    Features:

    Grow your very own Sloth
    A brilliant gift for Sloth lovers
    Once in water the Sloth grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours
    Once fully grown the…

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Shark

    Features:

    Grow your very own Shark
    A brilliant gift for Shark lovers
    Once in water the Shark grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours
    Once fully grown the…

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Narwhal

    Features:

    Grow your very own Narwhal
    A brilliant gift for Narwhal lovers
    Once in water the Narwhal grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours
    Once fully grown the…

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Llama

    Features:

    Grow your very own Llama
    A brilliant gift for Llama lovers
    Once in water the Llama grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours
    Once fully grown the…

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Santa

    Features:

    Grow your very little Santa Claus
    A brilliant gift for kids and adults alike
    Once in water the Santa Claus grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours

    £3.99
  • Grow Your Own Elf

    Features:

    Grow your very little Elf
    A brilliant gift for kids and adults alike
    Once in water the Elf grows up to 6 times bigger in 72 hours
    Once fully…

    £3.99